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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Tue, 29 May 2012 13:19:34 GMT--><rss xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Zach Risso, Artist Blog</title><link>http://www.zachrisso.com/zach-risso-blog/</link><description></description><lastBuildDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 14:10:20 +0000</lastBuildDate><copyright></copyright><language>en-US</language><generator>Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</generator><item><title>The Read Together Series</title><category>Book</category><category>Graphic Design</category><category>Illustration</category><category>New Work</category><dc:creator>Zach Risso</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 02:31:49 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.zachrisso.com/zach-risso-blog/2012/5/22/the-read-together-series.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">447579:5007118:16402710</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>I am proud to say I was given the wonderful opportunity to work on a children's book series. With a severe dearth of books aimed at younger children with gay parents, I jumped at the opportunity to illustrate the books. The flagship titles, <em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0085E40OU/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=wwwzachrissoc-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B0085E40OU">Your Daddies Love You!</a></em> and <em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0085DYQ40/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=wwwzachrissoc-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B0085DYQ40">Your Mommies Love You!</a></em>,&nbsp;are aimed at children from 0&ndash;3&hellip;&nbsp;which is not an audience I normally get to work with. I am incredibly happy with how the project turned out, and hope to work with the author more on the series in the future!</p>
<p>The books are currently available on <a href="http://www.amazon.com/mn/search/?_encoding=UTF8&amp;search-alias=digital-text&amp;tag=wwwzachrissoc-20&amp;linkCode=ur2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;field-author=P.%20Pennington">Amazon</a> and <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/P--Pennington?dref=2207&amp;keyword=P.+Pennington">Barnes &amp; Noble</a>.</p>
<p>Below, you can find the covers for the books, as well as a few images.&nbsp;</p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.zachrisso.com/zach-risso-blog/rss-comments-entry-16402710.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>New Work</title><category>Graphic Design</category><category>New Work</category><category>Pixel</category><dc:creator>Zach Risso</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 17:03:07 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.zachrisso.com/zach-risso-blog/2012/5/15/new-work.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">447579:5007118:16276410</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>I had not realized it had been two months since my last update. Time really does seem to pass by without my noticing. With the school semester winding down and more complications with Chris' injuries having arisen, I have not been keeping up with my blog.&nbsp;</p>
<p>First things first, I suppose, would be to talk about the updates to the <a href="http://www.zachrisso.com/design-illustration/pixel/">Pixel Gallery</a> as well as the <a href="http://www.zachrisso.com/design-illustration/branding-and-advertising/">Branding and Advertising Gallery</a>.&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span class="full-image-inline ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.zachrisso.com/storage/Aang-Animation.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1337101622783" alt="" /></span></span>&nbsp; &nbsp;<span class="full-image-inline ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.zachrisso.com/storage/Meelo-Animation.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1337101636657" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><span class="full-image-inline ssNonEditable">The first pixel art I have done in a few months, I decided to do a bit of fan art after watching <em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B007QYRXVM/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=wwwzachrissoc-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B007QYRXVM">The Legend of Korra</a></em> with Chris. He has been a fan of <em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000GK68EG/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=wwwzachrissoc-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B000GK68EG">Avatar: The Last Airbender</a> </em>since it first aired on television, so he introduced me to the series. After falling in love with the storyline and art style, I decided to pixel Aang from the original series and Meelo from the second.&nbsp;</span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">&nbsp;<span class="full-image-inline ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://www.zachrisso.com/picture/the%20book%20thing.png?pictureId=14457703&amp;asGalleryImage=true&amp;__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1337102039511" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><span class="full-image-inline ssNonEditable"><span>The second update is a logo I designed as part of my spring semester at the University of Baltimore. For a corporation near and dear to my heart, The Book Thing of Baltimore, I chose to depict their philosophy of recylcing old books to new owners.&nbsp;</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><span class="full-image-inline ssNonEditable"><span>In that same vein, I am excited to be working with a new client on a branding project for her new business. I am always thrilled to help a startup build their corporate identity, so it should be great fun!</span></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.zachrisso.com/zach-risso-blog/rss-comments-entry-16276410.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Spring &amp; Surgery II</title><category>Black Slim Devil</category><category>Photography</category><category>Ramblings</category><dc:creator>Zach Risso</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 19:19:16 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.zachrisso.com/zach-risso-blog/2012/3/13/spring-surgery-ii.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">447579:5007118:15417753</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.fullyinsane.com">Chris</a>' knee surgery is finally scheduled for Thursday. As such, I am feeling quite antsy at the moment. Fortunately, I have a backlog of books I need to read, so I will bring one or two books with me to read in the waiting room while they operate on his knee. With any luck, it will help keep my mind off of what is going on. Currently, as those who have me added as a friend on <a href="http://www.goodreads.com">GoodReads</a> know, I am reading <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0451459652/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=wwwzachrissoc-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0451459652"><em>The Last Light of the Sun</em>&nbsp;by Guy Gavriel Kay</a>. I also want to read&nbsp;<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004XJRQUQ/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=wwwzachrissoc-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B004XJRQUQ"><em>The Hunger Games Trilogy</em> by Suzanne Collins</a>, to which Chris gave a rave review.</p>
<p>I am shooting a roll of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00006I59H/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=wwwzachrissoc-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B00006I59H">Fuji's Neopan 400 </a>in my Black Slim Devil lately. I really want to get back into shooting a bit of instant film, however. I have a refrigerator full of film, both Fuji and Polaroid, but I have not actually shot any instant film in nearly a year. Once I finish with the roll loaded in the Black Slim Devil, I might load another camera with one of the packs of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000B0ADI/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=wwwzachrissoc-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B0000B0ADI">Fuji FP-100c45</a> color instant film I have in the fridge&mdash;but I really do still favor black-and-white film over color. Unfortunately, I do not have any of the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00005NPPO/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=wwwzachrissoc-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B00005NPPO">FP-100b</a> or <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001G70M6S/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=wwwzachrissoc-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B001G70M6S">FP-3000b</a>&nbsp;left. The good news? The <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000B0ADI/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=wwwzachrissoc-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B0000B0ADI">Fuji FP-100c45</a>&nbsp;film can <a href="http://www.zachrisso.com/fuji-fp-100-negatives/">be used to make negatives for enlargement</a>, should I choose to go that route.&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.zachrisso.com/zach-risso-blog/rss-comments-entry-15417753.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Comments can be Extraordinary Medicine</title><category>Graphic Design</category><category>New Work</category><category>Poster</category><category>Ramblings</category><dc:creator>Zach Risso</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 20:29:30 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.zachrisso.com/zach-risso-blog/2012/2/29/comments-can-be-extraordinary-medicine.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">447579:5007118:15243687</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>You know those days where every aspect of life seems to be working against you and you feel like climbing into bed to wait for a better tomorrow? Of course you do; we all have days where we feel like utter shit.&nbsp;</p>
<p>As most artists do, I often doubt my ability. And, on the aforementioned days, such doubt can hit incredibly hard. It is then that I am most grateful for the kind comments I get through my website's guestbook, e-mail, comments, and on other sites such as DeviantArt and Flickr. You may not realize it, but compliments (and even constructive criticism) can really make an artist's day. It means their work is being seen&mdash;that&nbsp;someone cared enough to say something about it.&nbsp;</p>
<p>So, to everyone who comments: I really do appreciate it, and I thank you most deeply. &nbsp;</p>
<p>In other news, I uploaded my first poster designed for my Advanced Print Design course to <a href="http://www.zachrisso.com/design-illustration/graphic-design/">the graphic design gallery</a>. For your convenience, I'll include it in this entry as well:&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span class="thumbnail-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><a href="javascript:showFullImage('/display/ShowImage?imageUrl=%2Fpicture%2Fsmaritan%2520project%2520poster3.png%3FpictureId%3D13504258%26asGalleryImage%3Dtrue%26__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION%3D1330547951927',615,464);"><img src="http://www.zachrisso.com/storage/thumbnails/5468410-13504258-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1330547951928" alt="" /></a></span></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.zachrisso.com/zach-risso-blog/rss-comments-entry-15243687.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Another Book Cover Update</title><category>Graphic Design</category><category>New Work</category><dc:creator>Zach Risso</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 21:14:40 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.zachrisso.com/zach-risso-blog/2012/2/16/another-book-cover-update.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">447579:5007118:15064957</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>I've uploaded a handful of new book covers to the <a href="http://www.zachrisso.com/design-illustration/book-publication-design/">book and publication design gallery</a>. I am really enjoying the process of designing book covers, especially those in a series. There is a cohesion you must achieve when books are in a series, something overlooked by newer designers.&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">&nbsp;<a href="javascript:showFullImage('/display/ShowImage?imageUrl=%2Fpicture%2Fcollection%2520cover.png%3FpictureId%3D13331108%26asGalleryImage%3Dtrue%26__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION%3D1329427387753',500,313);"><img src="http://www.zachrisso.com/storage/thumbnails/5468410-13331108-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1329427387754" alt="" /></a>&nbsp; <span class="thumbnail-image-inline ssNonEditable"><a href="javascript:showFullImage('/display/ShowImage?imageUrl=%2Fpicture%2Fcover_sm2.png%3FpictureId%3D13296710%26asGalleryImage%3Dtrue%26__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION%3D1329427702327',500,313);"><img src="http://www.zachrisso.com/storage/thumbnails/5468410-13296710-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1329427706241" alt="" /></a></span></p>
<p><span style="text-align: left;">You can find these, as well as the author's other books&nbsp;</span><a style="text-align: left;" href="http://www.amazon.com/mn/search/?_encoding=UTF8&amp;search-alias=digital-text&amp;tag=wwwzachrissoc-20&amp;linkCode=ur2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;field-author=Eric%20McGovern" target="_blank">here on Amazon</a><img style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" src="https://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=wwwzachrissoc-20&amp;l=ur2&amp;o=1" border="0" alt="" width="1" height="1" /><span style="text-align: left;">. I must say, it's always a thrill to see my work posted publicly; it never gets old.&nbsp;</span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.zachrisso.com/zach-risso-blog/rss-comments-entry-15064957.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Spring &amp; Surgery</title><category>Photography</category><category>Ramblings</category><category>School</category><dc:creator>Zach Risso</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 16:46:55 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.zachrisso.com/zach-risso-blog/2012/1/28/spring-surgery.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">447579:5007118:14765701</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>I must say, I am enjoying the burgeoning spring semester thus far. I believe my favorite class will, undoubtedly, be my Advanced Design class with <a href="http://www.ubalt.edu/cas/faculty/alphabetical-directory/bert-p-smith.cfm">Bert Smith</a>. We have already begun work on our first assignment: a poster to announce the bicentennial celebration of the writing of <em>The Star-Spangled Banner</em>. For those who may have been asleep the day it was discussed in elementary school, Francis Scott Key wrote the poem <em>Defence of Ft. McHenry</em>&nbsp;after witnessing the bombardment in the Baltimore Harbor. As such, the original poem is housed in the Maryland Historical Society&mdash;which I have seen for myself. At the moment, I have completed a rough draft of the poster. I am anxious to get feedback, as this is my first design class at UB.&nbsp;</p>
<p>I think the most surprising aspect of this semester is that I was able to survive three classes on Thursday evening. I think, judging from that first day, it will be annoying but, ultimately, bearable&mdash;if only for the knowledge it is bringing me closer to graduation. Of course, I am also looking forward to taking two classes this summer, which will accomplish the same.&nbsp;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.fullyinsane.co">Chris</a> is having knee surgery on Monday, so we are both a bit on edge; I made sure to have film on hand. There is something cathartic about the process of documenting life's misfortunes. There is an understanding gained by shooting photographs, even the chaotic nature of life can, somehow, be more bearable by taking control through art&mdash;no matter the form.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.zachrisso.com/zach-risso-blog/rss-comments-entry-14765701.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Book Cover Update</title><category>Graphic Design</category><category>New Work</category><dc:creator>Zach Risso</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 01:00:28 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.zachrisso.com/zach-risso-blog/2012/1/24/book-cover-update.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">447579:5007118:14718468</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>I just wanted to post a quick update to say I've uploaded new images to the<a href="http://www.zachrisso.com/design-illustration/book-publication-design/"> book cover and publication design gallery</a>. The following is one of the new book covers:</p>
<p><span class="full-image-float-right ssNonEditable"><span><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B007155OUS/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=wwwzachrissoc-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B007155OUS" target="_blank"></a></span><span class="thumbnail-caption" style="width: 313px;">(Click for link to the Amazon Page)</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B007155OUS/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=wwwzachrissoc-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B007155OUS" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.zachrisso.com/picture/cover2.png?pictureId=13561481&amp;asGalleryImage=true&amp;__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1332902529738" alt="" /></a></span></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.zachrisso.com/zach-risso-blog/rss-comments-entry-14718468.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Spring Semester</title><category>School</category><dc:creator>Zach Risso</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 19:09:36 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.zachrisso.com/zach-risso-blog/2012/1/22/spring-semester.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">447579:5007118:14684676</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>As a follow-up to <a href="http://www.zachrisso.com/zach-risso-blog/2011/10/26/midterms.html">the post I wrote in October</a>, I wanted to say which courses I finally settled on for the upcoming semester.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>BIOL 101</strong> Humankind in the Biological World<br /><strong>SOCI 100</strong> Introduction to Sociology<br /> <strong>WRIT 300</strong> Advanced Expository Writing<br /> <strong>CMAT 351</strong> Project Management I<br /><strong><span id="lw_1319648833_0" class="yshortcuts">CMAT</span> 497</strong> Special Topics in Communications (Advanced Print Design)</p>
<p>This is the first time I have ever been frantically swapping classes around this close to the start of a semester. I think the classes I've decided upon will be the best to take at this point in time, however. Every single one of them fulfills a degree requirement. The first three classes are core education requirements, and the last two are requirements for my major.</p>
<p>Unfortunately, I am not able to continue with my job at <em>The U.B. Post</em>, as it would put me over the credit allowance. In addition, I am already taking an advanced design class, so I don't want to burn out on design classes, as was the case when I attended MICA full-time.</p>
<p>I look forward to posting work from my Advanced Print Design class throughout the course of the semester, so stay tuned!</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.zachrisso.com/zach-risso-blog/rss-comments-entry-14684676.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Translating The Story of Ch'ang-Kan</title><category>Writing</category><dc:creator>Zach Risso</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 17:00:00 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.zachrisso.com/zach-risso-blog/2012/1/17/translating-the-story-of-chang-kan.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">447579:5007118:14526789</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Another exercise intended to help us break free from the confines of traditional writing was to translate a poem from the original Chinese.Already translated many times before,&nbsp; <em>The Story of Ch'ang-Kan </em>or <em>The River Merchant's Wife</em> was a study in frustration.</p>
<p>Thankfully, the professor, <a href="http://www.ubalt.edu/cas/faculty/alphabetical-directory/valzhyna-mort-cortese.cfm">Valzhyna Mort Cortese</a>, was not a sadist; she gave us the literal translation of each symbol. It was up to us to make sense of the mostly-nonsensical way the words were written in the original poem. I am quite happy with how my iteration turned out.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">The Story of Ch'ang-Kan</span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">My hair scarcely covered my forehead<br />when I played, plucking flowers by the front gate.<br />You came on your bamboo horse,<br />circling the garden to play among the green plums. <br /><br />Together in Ch'ang Kan village,<br />too young to know hate or suspicion. <br /><br />At fourteen, I became your wife.<br />Ever bashful, I lowered my head in darkness to face the wall.<br />You called one thousand times,<br />but I could not turn back even once.<br /><br />At fifteen, my the furrows of my brow vanished,<br />and I wished us ever together as dust with ash,<br />often thinking of your embrace, unwavering.<br /><br />How do I now ascend the widow&rsquo;s walk?<br /><br />At sixteen, you left on your voyage,<br />travelling beyond the Keu-Tang Gorge,<br />where the boulders heap up the swift river,<br />and the fifth month brings unpassable rapids. <br /><br />Why now do the heavens cry out like the sorrows of apes?<br /><br />The footprints you left&mdash;they are covered in moss&hellip;<br />moss so deep, I cannot sweep them away. <br /><br />The autumn winds bring their falling leaves.<br />The butterflies of the eighth month arrive<br />from the west in pairs, to play in the garden.<br /><br />My heart aches at seeing them&hellip;<br />I sit alone, sorrowful, <br />for, the vermilion in my face is fading. <br />Even now, I look for your letter to tell me<br />you are returning from the three gorges. <br /><br />But, I look forward to when we meet again,<br />far away from the garden,<br />all the way to Long Wind Sand.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.zachrisso.com/zach-risso-blog/rss-comments-entry-14526789.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>A Variety of Terrible Sentences</title><category>Writing</category><dc:creator>Zach Risso</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 17:20:00 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.zachrisso.com/zach-risso-blog/2012/1/11/a-variety-of-terrible-sentences.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">447579:5007118:14526618</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Here is yet another writing-themed entry. During the autumn semester, one of the things the professor, <a href="http://www.ubalt.edu/cas/faculty/alphabetical-directory/valzhyna-mort-cortese.cfm">Valzhyna Mort Cortese</a>, pushed in my Writing Against the Rules course was to leave our comfort zone. One of the later assignments in the semester was to write truly terrible&mdash;laughable&mdash;sentences. It was an enjoyable project to work on, and quite interesting to hear other students' writings (and their interpretation of what made a sentence <em>bad</em>.)</p>
<p><br /><strong>Opening Sentences</strong>:</p>
<p>1. The beautiful, golden sunrise rose over the orange-drenched field as the sun&rsquo;s rays stretched out like yellow fingers over the waving sheaves of wheat. <br />2. This really long time ago&mdash;no, seriously, like, a really, really long time ago&mdash;all these people, I think they had a name, but it is not important, lived peacefully in this group of villages in these green mountains somewhere far away.<br />3. Once, there was this guy, and he was walking down the street, and he met this other guy, but it wasn&rsquo;t the guy he meant to meet, so he kept walking.</p>
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<p><br /><strong>Character Description</strong>:<br />She walked in with her inky, raven hair shimmering in the sparkly, sunny light from that big window with the long curtains. The silk blouse, red as raw ground beef, pulled tightly across her great, squishy pendulous breasts which felt like yeasty, unbaked bread.<br /><br /></p>
<p><strong>Closing Sentences</strong>:</p>
<p>1. And so, the tides of time drifted onward, as she bobbed up and down in her memories like a marshmallow on a chocolatey sea of Hershey&rsquo;s hot chocolate. <br />2. After his father died, he felt a great sadness, not unlike that kind of sadness you feel when you scrape the bottom of the peanut butter jar with the knife and know you have to go to the grocery store soon instead of sitting at home eating sandwiches&mdash;that kind of sadness. <br />3. And then they all died; the end.</p>
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